Thursday, February 26, 2009

Interesting gtalk status messages :)

People have this tendency to put quotes as their status message on Internet messaging clients. They change and provide insights into their minds from time to time.

Here is an effort to value those few keystrokes:
[please help me add more to it with a reply to this post]

"I want to change the world but God won't give me the Source Code ... :("


  1. If you are not living life on the edge.. You are taking too much space

  2. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

    May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

    Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

    Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

    If you are lucky enough to be Indian, then you are lucky enough.

    You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

    I can resist everything except temptation.

    The race isn't over, coz I haven't won yet.

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

    F.E.A.R.: F**k Everything And Run!

    SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!

    Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over. (this is my favorite :D )

    I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

    A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. (suits us :D )

    Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil.

    If you believe everything you read, don't read.

    Those who grew up without any particular skills end up in marketing.

    Trust in God but lock your Bike.

    I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. (so true :P )

    Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

    That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

    (will come up with more later :D )

  3. It's tough for simple folks like me to understand technical words like 'clients'.
    But Im sure u meant to help.
    Ill visit u more.
    Anand. :-)

  4. I am not a professional blogger yet. So my target audience is a bunch of friends with Engineering background. :)

    Thanks for the suggestion. I ll try to generalize next post onwards.

  5. Bam.. you've been linked..
    Spread the word

  6. I’m not *in* -sane. Indeed, I am so far *out* of sane that you appear a tiny blip on the distant coast of sanity.

  7. The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

  8. Some people get lost in thoughts... because for them... it is unknown territory! -Bangalore Times -#-#-#- गर्लफ्रेण्ड म्हणजे... समस्यांची बेरीच, पैशाची वजाबाकी, शत्रूंचा गुणाकार आणि मित्रांचा भागाकार - महाराष्ट्र टाइम्स -#-#-#- स्त्री म्हणजे शक्ती आणि पुरूष म्हणजे सहनशक्ती - सकाळ :P -#-#-#- पंचवीस मार्क कमी पडून नापास झालेले चिरंजीव तीर्थरुपांना म्हणाले, मी पहिल्यापासूनच मार्क्सविरोधी गटात आहे. - Pu La


    Full Name: Anish Sane

  9. Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better

  10. "KGPians" you see ... :D

    A seven-year-old claimed that the last number of all was 23,000. "What about 23,000 and one?" she was asked. After a pause: "Well, I was close."

    Full Name: ­shravan reddy

    10 Terrorists came by Boat, 539 terrorists will come by your vote, vote Carefully

    Full Name: Saurav Arya

    Great People like us work on the principle of rockets,Not that we aim for the skies but we dont start performing unless ur ass is on fire

    Full Name: dhaval patel

  11. Saurav Arya: Dreams can survive any recession.

    Dilip Borikar: फूलों की तरह लब खोल कभी, खुशबू की जुबान में बोल कभी..

  12. Supreme honesty is when you dont realise that u r honest--- Cpt Jack Sparrow(Shrigovind Tiwari's status)

    If you dream to fly with eagles, dont waste time swimming with ducks -- Amar Solanke's status, aparently may be he does'nt know swimming:)

    There is difference between an objective and actions.unless you know your objective, you will be wasting your time in actions.Know your objective first.(Nitin Bhande's status)

  13. Earlier friends used to say, Let's meet & plan something. Now they say, Let's plan & meet some day. :( [This line is not mine, but is true :( ]

    -Anish Sane

  14. REASONS behind the REASONS are the REASONS due to REASONS........

    - Amar Solanke

  15. Sandeep Kumbhar:

    ♫ Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment.

  16. Give space to time and time will fill the space - Annu :D

  17. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, Even the calendar says W T F.

  18. People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs in the first place!

  19. All gods are bad. But the jealous, neurotic ones obsessed with people's personal lives are the worst.

  20. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions

  21. "Jump off the cliff and build wings on the way down." - Saurav Arya

  22. It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely.- Saurav Arya

  23. Cool stuff guys :)
    Here i go wit 1 more : "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

  24. Saurav Arya

    It is difficult for guys to keep their pants from falling off when they have a heavy wallet.

  25. Command like king... work like ike a saint....
    Talla Harish.